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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Jokes! I've Been Writing Jokes.
I'll be right over, I'm just going to finish this sleeve of chips ahoy real quick. In front of the window. For the neighbours to see.
Food was a big part of my childhood. I always wanted to be the cool kid with the cool lunch snacks. Chocolate pudding was a big one for me, "Snap me off two today moms, I've got some networking to do."
Sometimes when I'm feeling fancy at home with a glass of wine, I'll pull up my sweatpants to emphasize the smallest part of my waist."
"Don't you hate it when you're having a crying shower with your laminated picture of the cast from M.A.S.H, and you run out of hot water? This is not something I can relate to, either.
A surefire way to become a paranoid person, to start building a seed store for the apocalypse. People would for sure want to steal your seeds.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Friday, January 6, 2012
Thursday, December 15, 2011
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