I'll be right over, I'm just going to finish this sleeve of chips ahoy real quick. In front of the window. For the neighbours to see.
Food was a big part of my childhood. I always wanted to be the cool kid with the cool lunch snacks. Chocolate pudding was a big one for me, "Snap me off two today moms, I've got some networking to do."
Sometimes when I'm feeling fancy at home with a glass of wine, I'll pull up my sweatpants to emphasize the smallest part of my waist."
"Don't you hate it when you're having a crying shower with your laminated picture of the cast from M.A.S.H, and you run out of hot water? This is not something I can relate to, either.
A surefire way to become a paranoid person, to start building a seed store for the apocalypse. People would for sure want to steal your seeds.
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